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4 years 4 months ago #7129 by spalas
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group session with 3 young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsesions," he observed.

To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsesed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.

He turned to the 2nd mom. "Your obsesion is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny

At this point, the 3rd mother got up and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go.".lol
hope some don't find it a little naughty
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4 years 4 months ago #7133 by Drifters
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:P Ho Ho That's funny Spalas
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4 years 4 months ago #7134 by Robbiebago
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I like that!
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4 years 4 months ago #7141 by sharon
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ha ha!

Here's another one:

The Australian Government reportedly found about 200 dead crows on the highway between Liverpool and Canberra and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
They had a bird pathologist examine the remains of the crows and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, much to everyone
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4 years 4 months ago - 4 years 4 months ago #7142 by Neil.Judy
Neil.Judy replied the topic: lol a little laugh for the day
Galah Speed is 130k/h
I used to work in Leeton and travel a fair bit on country roads for Rice Growers Co-op. I worked out that Galahs cant get out of the way if your travelling at 130 or more. Also selective kills ensures the majority of Galahs take off and fly to the left, the ones that fly right or straight ahead die.

Also figure anyone doing 130 k/h or more is a Galah lol :)
:silly: :woohoo:

Cheers. Neil & Jude.
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4 years 4 months ago #7268 by spalas
spalas replied the topic: lol a little laugh for the day
heres a naughty one lol

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.

Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'

Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.

Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'

Billy says, ' Wimbledon .'

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